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The SS Apple Pie

from So Hipster It Hurts by Muldoon's Clever Girls

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Sir Captain Can McCarty
Of the SS Apple Pie
Sailed his ship through the stratosphere into the unknown sky
He had lazer beams and knew Taiwanese and had a robot-fucking-eye
Can you believe that shit? (Nope)
He's not here now
And we never knew why

Captain Can Captain Can
Where ya been where ya been?
Captain Can Captain Can
Whoa-o-o-o-oh the McCarty Party!

Some say he fought a giant squid with lazer-fucking-eyes
And could probably control shit with his fucking mind- oh my!
He shot lightning bolts- at a thousand volts that could tear apart the sky
Can you believe that shit? (Nope)
He fought that bitch and I'm not sure if he died

Pulled out his sling shot and said...
BOUNCE

As the fight ensued
Our hero against the ropes
And who's the victor?
Oh our Captain! Oh our Captain!
DANCE!

credits

from So Hipster It Hurts, track released March 5, 2013
Jamie Mason - Vocals
Alex Crist - Bass and Back-Up Vocals
Cody Weber - Drums and Back-Up Vocals

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