The New McCarty (A Sequel to The SS Apple Pie)

from by Muldoon's Clever Girls



Spat out of a worm hole
Our heros bound by pirate's net

That Squid's telekinesis
When I find it I'll tear it to pieces

All those in Favor?
"Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!"
Now walk the plank of "The Blackhole Sons"

What misfortune has our hero gotten himself into?

Captured and tied
Bound and gagged
Crippled and down
Yea fuck that invertebrate
Where the fuck is my crew?
The box-head dude
And not to mention, food.

"Walk - The plank - Of the Blackhole Sons"

And just then, as miraculously as our first hero emerged
Another leaps from the crowd. A giant among them
But is he foe or is he friend?

I'm your brother I'm your friend I'm your ally till the end
I'm Lt Cody McCarty
I've traveled here from afar and I even got this wicked sweet scar
Over my right eye

"Take my hand now - Take my hand now"
Let's travel back let's travel back!
Let's travel back in time!


from We Spared No Expense, released March 5, 2014
Vocals- Jamie Mason
Bass and Vocals- Alex Crist
Drums and Vocals- Royce Kurth



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