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Stressed from the week and the weak alike
Smoked trees till he tripped, now he's straight-edge for life.
Riding the streets on his bicycle seats because he's only 15 but he looks 33
Stares at his clothes because he already knows
Swag is the way a white boy gets ho's
I rock says the kid and I'm having fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

After he realized he kicked the air's ass - He stopped
Cut your hair, Wash your face
Shut up mom! It's not a phase!

Stressed from the fam because they don't understand
that I look good in black and minus the tan
He's hardcore as fuck because he thinks your band sucks
Because his is the best in the land
He hates gym class- motherfucker doesn't know nothing

Don't know nothing
Don't know nothing
Cept Hardcore things

Merry as a machine - licorice and ice cream
Black as a dope fiend's teeth after binging
The hair on his chinny-chin his skinny-skin
Puberty was really rough for him
Now break it down - Make a frown
He's the hardest-heavy-fuck-around
He makes a fist - he kicks the air
It's about damn time that he doesn't care

But then
Just once
The air fought back
With a mighty gust of invisible might
He made the boy cry for ten thousand years

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from So Hipster It Hurts, track released March 5, 2013
Jamie Mason - Vocals
Alex Crist - Bass and Back-Up Vocals
Cody Weber - Bass and Back-Up Vocals

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