We Spared No Expense

by Muldoon's Clever Girls

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released March 5, 2014

Vocals- Jamie Mason
Bass and Vocals- Alex Crist
Drums and Vocals- Royce Kurth

Recorded/Mixed/Mastered- Alex Crist
Artwork- Alex

Supported by Speak Up! Records and Sassbologna Records

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Track Name: Frosted Flakes
Let's Go!

Remember when? "Hey! Hey!"
When we were all kids "Hey! Hey!"
When we slept on your couch? "Hey! Hey!"
And dreamt of a band? "Hey! Hey!"

You're a flake, you're a flake, you're a flake
"Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah"
And I never should have called you my friend

And we did "Hey! Hey!"
Through all the shit "Hey! Hey!"
We made ourselves "Hey! Hey!"
And then you bailed "Hey! Hey!"

You ran away
Cast your friendships aside
Wronged your family
Hurt your friends
Broke your promises
And burnt down every bridge in between

This is - The last Song - I ever write about (you)

Remember when? "Hey! Hey!"
When we were all friends "Hey! Hey!"
But never again "Hey! Hey!"
Because you're a bitch "Hey! Hey!"
Track Name: Desert Greyhound (A Sequel to Pink & Yellow Tie)
Look at me such a cro-cro-crooked fella
I should have, I sh-shoulda blown you away
I don't wanna t-t-t-t-talk about it
Now Look I'm just rat-rat-rattlin' away on
Everyday...Bullshit

Why travel the desert on a horse with no name?
When you got 20 at gun point, one in the same
I never meant to hurt anyone
I won't hesitate to pull out my gun

I want you to hear me - I want you to listen
"From the front to the back - To your hands at your sides and"

I look best in pa-pa-pink and yella
I don't know h-h-how to stay away
I tried to t-t-t-t-talk about it
Now look I'm just rat-rat-rattlin' away on
Everyday...Bullshit

And no one gets hurt
Now raise your hands above your head
And clap to the beat we travel through
This firey desert at
Don't shake - Don't tremble
Just keep to the beat
Of your pounding hearts
Quiet now! Keep those hands clapping
Make this desert shake
Make this earth quake
That's good that's good, that's what I want
Make this thunder clap
Make this lightning crack
You don't wanna?

Well Fuck...

"Face Down"
Put your face down in the sand
Track Name: Vice Grips
Baby- to see it, to see it
My mouth goes numb just from the anticipation
Baby- to feel it, to feel it
Stop wasting time cut that line and start participatin’

(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"

Baby- to taste it, taste it
After my first hit there was never going back
Baby- just try it, try it
One line your body feels like a heart attack

(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"

And it’s hard to come down - when you’re so "fucked up"
And it’s hard to come down - when you’re so "fucked up"

Alcohol, Adderall, Tramadol, I’ve tried them all
Subutex, Xanax, even X during kinky sex
Morphine, Amphetamine, Mescaline, enough to cream
Ativan, Lorazepam, Triazolam, not a man

And it’s hard to come down - when you’re so "fucked up"
And it’s hard to come down - when you’re so "fucked up"

Baby- can you see? Can you see?
I already got the itch like I am such an addict
Baby- I’m sorry, I’m sorry
I went to reach for sobriety and couldn’t grab it

(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
(Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
Track Name: The New McCarty (A Sequel to The SS Apple Pie)
Spat out of a worm hole
Our heros bound by pirate's net

That Squid's telekinesis
When I find it I'll tear it to pieces

All those in Favor?
"Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!"
Now walk the plank of "The Blackhole Sons"

What misfortune has our hero gotten himself into?

Captured and tied
Bound and gagged
Crippled and down
Yea fuck that invertebrate
Where the fuck is my crew?
The box-head dude
And not to mention, food.

"Walk - The plank - Of the Blackhole Sons"

And just then, as miraculously as our first hero emerged
Another leaps from the crowd. A giant among them
But is he foe or is he friend?

I'm your brother I'm your friend I'm your ally till the end
I'm Lt Cody McCarty
I've traveled here from afar and I even got this wicked sweet scar
Over my right eye

"Take my hand now - Take my hand now"
Let's travel back let's travel back!
Let's travel back in time!
Track Name: Grease Baby
The year is 1978
Where love struck hoodwench
And greased-up leather jock
Fell hopelessly in love between
The sticky sheets of saran wrap
One summers eve in a
deserted fallout shelter
Only to find a pregnancy test in the positive

"Tell Me More, Tell Me More"
Tell Me
"Sandy Sandy"

First he took me in his Dodge just to make-out a bit
Things got hot and heavy he asked for me to get on top of it
I said I couldn't get wet, only if he could protect legit
He said "Baby I got it covered you know that I can't commit"

Turns out that he lied, turns out he just plastic wrapped it
Acted nonchalant and then went to game straight to tap it
You know that I'm a saint, I swear I didn't see it happen
Okay maybe I did see the blue box while he was quickly wrappin'

Oh Frenchy
And how hot and heavy it did get
We were like - two doves - flying in sync
Oh my, how wrong it was
And I was tempted - by the teen Demigod
And what does that make me? I don't know
But God damn, was it the best 30 seconds of my life

"Tell Me More - Tell Me Tell Me - Tell Me More - Tell Me"

And now I sit here with my baby baby
Such a great, teenage mother
Track Name: TKO (The Final Chapter of The SS Apple Pie)
We're "Here"
Right "Now"
We're "Here"
To "Fight"

And I think its time that we end it here
And I think its time that we end it

My "Crew"
And "All"
Lets "Go"
Squid "Bitch"

You cunt of a Squid sent my away for years
And I swear I'll and this with- just one pull

A slingshot "To the fucing face bitch"
K "Oh!"
Track Name: Hold Still (by Yo Gabba Gabba)
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle GO!
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle GO!
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle GO!
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle GO!
HOLD STILL!

Let's play a game, play a game now
We're gonna go go wiggle, go go wiggle,
Till it's time to hold still again