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So Hipster It Hurts

by Muldoon's Clever Girls

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Alix Rettig these songs inspires me to kick ass! Favorite track: Karate Mosh Kid.
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1.
Whats up? We're Muldoon's Clever Girls And we're here to fuck this show And then you'll say we're playing too loud but you're old And you should go Yea the bass is fucked, so is the music It's so god damn bland (haha) And I'm not the dude from 'Fight Club' - Sorry to let you down
2.
Hands forward face down - your backs against the wall Don't mind the blood honey it's just - oh... I'll let me 9 mil do the talking - from here on out You do exactly what he says I walk in with my pink and yellow tie Not that bad really And I tried my best to love you And I always will... Click...
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Ladies and Gentlemen Boys and Girls Ghost and Ghouls And all you scraggly fucks in-between We are Muldoon's Clever Girls Coming to you with our own rendition of "The Howl of the Howlest" "The Fly of the McFly" A tale of another Teenage Wolfboy My chucks are blood red like the moon tonight - and I keep on changin' I got the howl of a thousand wolves - and I've got the fangs to prove it! Sharp fangs and I'm only 15 The girl wants to go out to the silver screen She says she wants some popcorn and I tell her its alright What's it matter with these changes? I'll be pop-poppin' all night I slide in all Marty McFly Don't worry I won't stutter because I'm already high I put the moves on correctly - but out the window I stare The bitch can watch the movie without a single care OH! And I feel this - like a howl in my heart When I grow this thick hair onto my arms And I feel this - like a howl in my heart Do you get this way too? When you stare at the moon? Oh my god - I swear that I'm changin' you know that I am that I am! Oh my god - I swear that I'm changin' you know that I am that I am! You! Me! A Midnight brunch by the moon! You! Me! A Midnight brunch by the moon! Sharp fangs and I'm only 15 - she wanted to go out to the silver screen I think she needs some flavor - but I mean she's alright What's matter with these changes - I'll be chomp-chompin' All. Night.
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Planet X(XX) 02:23
I’ve seen it, the way their bodies move and move I’ve done my scientific research For so many sleepless nights Those women won’t get off my mind She wants it good She wants it hard She wants it all She wants it now She wants it now, NOW! now, NOW! We’re all doomed because of Planet XXX! And we stare as the stars align Out in space but still left breathing And she’s got a way with words The kind that moves from side-to-side-to-side As she rides her fiery moon The final countdown to planet Earth’s doom She wants it good She wants it hard She wants it all She wants it now She wants it now, NOW! now, NOW! We’re all doomed because of Planet XXX! And this is the type of bitch that makes you sweat from your brow right into your eye
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I Fucked Up 01:11
I Fucked Up! Yea I fucked up Go ahead and tell everybody that yea I fucked up Every morning, every evening, every day I fucked up Momma would cry at so much I fucked up But I'm not sorry And I don't feel bad I tried my best to keep things tight And I can't seem to get anything right
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I need you Like I need a hole in my head I don’t know me ‘I hope that you just choke’ On your words That taste so bitter now And I hope that I was worth more than this Believe its you again I don’t know what to say Somehow I do - They flood, and then ‘I hope you choke on every single’ word that I said I hate - I wanna take it back I don’t want to lose you again But I’m bitter… You see me Like I’ve been here before And I don’t know me I don’t know me at all The words go in deep Right in between the bone Into my guts and my guts and my guts and…
7.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Lazy eyes - What are we doing tonight? When everything is burning alive - We got lazy eyes We're young and we're bitter And we stoked the hot flames of hell itself We were the youth in spite of an end We could have been anything but we became friends It doesn't matter where you're at - Just make dents Because not everything has to make sense Force into our lungs - there's a meaning Crept up under the rungs in the cieling We don't have to be kids to have feelings We could always be this and that's okay Lazy - Hazy - And we're almost always there From the path we stray to the grass We are the kids that don't give up We're caught in a loop of growing up There's no such thing as an adult Gaining on us quick you better run before this town eats all of us I thinks it hungry Keokuk is a ghost you either leave or turn to dust not what it was I know it's burning down Gaining on us quick you better run before this town eats all of us A midnight snack Keokuk is a ghost you either leave or turn to dust not what it was
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Sir Captain Can McCarty Of the SS Apple Pie Sailed his ship through the stratosphere into the unknown sky He had lazer beams and knew Taiwanese and had a robot-fucking-eye Can you believe that shit? (Nope) He's not here now And we never knew why Captain Can Captain Can Where ya been where ya been? Captain Can Captain Can Whoa-o-o-o-oh the McCarty Party! Some say he fought a giant squid with lazer-fucking-eyes And could probably control shit with his fucking mind- oh my! He shot lightning bolts- at a thousand volts that could tear apart the sky Can you believe that shit? (Nope) He fought that bitch and I'm not sure if he died Pulled out his sling shot and said... BOUNCE As the fight ensued Our hero against the ropes And who's the victor? Oh our Captain! Oh our Captain! DANCE!
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I know why you keep yourself awake at night and cry yourself to sleep alright? And I Can't admit I'm wrong or at fault, I just need to bury myself I'll make you mind Now talk about a fucking win It all seems fine The shit that's in your fucking head Everything you thought you knew and Everything I thought I knew and So now I Get to sit around and feel real down And everyone says I'm fine And you Get to do whatever, see whatever, well isn't that just fine? Fuck! I'm at the bottom of the barrel stewing in shit And I've been here for a while I've been here for days, for weeks, for months, for years And it's not getting any bettter Can you hear that? That's the sound of my still beating heart And its not going to down Because I've been treading on this river of shit- for way too long And where were you?
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Stressed from the week and the weak alike Smoked trees till he tripped, now he's straight-edge for life. Riding the streets on his bicycle seats because he's only 15 but he looks 33 Stares at his clothes because he already knows Swag is the way a white boy gets ho's I rock says the kid and I'm having fun Now get in the pit and try to love someone After he realized he kicked the air's ass - He stopped Cut your hair, Wash your face Shut up mom! It's not a phase! Stressed from the fam because they don't understand that I look good in black and minus the tan He's hardcore as fuck because he thinks your band sucks Because his is the best in the land He hates gym class- motherfucker doesn't know nothing Don't know nothing Don't know nothing Cept Hardcore things Merry as a machine - licorice and ice cream Black as a dope fiend's teeth after binging The hair on his chinny-chin his skinny-skin Puberty was really rough for him Now break it down - Make a frown He's the hardest-heavy-fuck-around He makes a fist - he kicks the air It's about damn time that he doesn't care But then Just once The air fought back With a mighty gust of invisible might He made the boy cry for ten thousand years

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released March 5, 2013

Jamie Mason - Vocals
Alex Crist - Bass and Back-Up Vocals
Cody Weber - Drums and Back-Up Vocals

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