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We Spared No Expense

by Muldoon's Clever Girls

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Jacob Grady
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Jacob Grady This album is lo-fi trash and I love it so much. So goooooood.
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1.
Let's Go! Remember when? "Hey! Hey!" When we were all kids "Hey! Hey!" When we slept on your couch? "Hey! Hey!" And dreamt of a band? "Hey! Hey!" You're a flake, you're a flake, you're a flake "Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah" And I never should have called you my friend And we did "Hey! Hey!" Through all the shit "Hey! Hey!" We made ourselves "Hey! Hey!" And then you bailed "Hey! Hey!" You ran away Cast your friendships aside Wronged your family Hurt your friends Broke your promises And burnt down every bridge in between This is - The last Song - I ever write about (you) Remember when? "Hey! Hey!" When we were all friends "Hey! Hey!" But never again "Hey! Hey!" Because you're a bitch "Hey! Hey!"
2.
Look at me such a cro-cro-crooked fella I should have, I sh-shoulda blown you away I don't wanna t-t-t-t-talk about it Now Look I'm just rat-rat-rattlin' away on Everyday...Bullshit Why travel the desert on a horse with no name? When you got 20 at gun point, one in the same I never meant to hurt anyone I won't hesitate to pull out my gun I want you to hear me - I want you to listen "From the front to the back - To your hands at your sides and" I look best in pa-pa-pink and yella I don't know h-h-how to stay away I tried to t-t-t-t-talk about it Now look I'm just rat-rat-rattlin' away on Everyday...Bullshit And no one gets hurt Now raise your hands above your head And clap to the beat we travel through This firey desert at Don't shake - Don't tremble Just keep to the beat Of your pounding hearts Quiet now! Keep those hands clapping Make this desert shake Make this earth quake That's good that's good, that's what I want Make this thunder clap Make this lightning crack You don't wanna? Well Fuck... "Face Down" Put your face down in the sand
3.
Vice Grips 02:15
Baby- to see it, to see it My mouth goes numb just from the anticipation Baby- to feel it, to feel it Stop wasting time cut that line and start participatin’ (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" Baby- to taste it, taste it After my first hit there was never going back Baby- just try it, try it One line your body feels like a heart attack (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" And it’s hard to come down - when you’re so "fucked up" And it’s hard to come down - when you’re so "fucked up" Alcohol, Adderall, Tramadol, I’ve tried them all Subutex, Xanax, even X during kinky sex Morphine, Amphetamine, Mescaline, enough to cream Ativan, Lorazepam, Triazolam, not a man And it’s hard to come down - when you’re so "fucked up" And it’s hard to come down - when you’re so "fucked up" Baby- can you see? Can you see? I already got the itch like I am such an addict Baby- I’m sorry, I’m sorry I went to reach for sobriety and couldn’t grab it (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme" (Want some) baby I need some- "Now Gimme Gimme"
4.
Spat out of a worm hole Our heros bound by pirate's net That Squid's telekinesis When I find it I'll tear it to pieces All those in Favor? "Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!" Now walk the plank of "The Blackhole Sons" What misfortune has our hero gotten himself into? Captured and tied Bound and gagged Crippled and down Yea fuck that invertebrate Where the fuck is my crew? The box-head dude And not to mention, food. "Walk - The plank - Of the Blackhole Sons" And just then, as miraculously as our first hero emerged Another leaps from the crowd. A giant among them But is he foe or is he friend? I'm your brother I'm your friend I'm your ally till the end I'm Lt Cody McCarty I've traveled here from afar and I even got this wicked sweet scar Over my right eye "Take my hand now - Take my hand now" Let's travel back let's travel back! Let's travel back in time!
5.
Grease Baby 02:47
The year is 1978 Where love struck hoodwench And greased-up leather jock Fell hopelessly in love between The sticky sheets of saran wrap One summers eve in a deserted fallout shelter Only to find a pregnancy test in the positive "Tell Me More, Tell Me More" Tell Me "Sandy Sandy" First he took me in his Dodge just to make-out a bit Things got hot and heavy he asked for me to get on top of it I said I couldn't get wet, only if he could protect legit He said "Baby I got it covered you know that I can't commit" Turns out that he lied, turns out he just plastic wrapped it Acted nonchalant and then went to game straight to tap it You know that I'm a saint, I swear I didn't see it happen Okay maybe I did see the blue box while he was quickly wrappin' Oh Frenchy And how hot and heavy it did get We were like - two doves - flying in sync Oh my, how wrong it was And I was tempted - by the teen Demigod And what does that make me? I don't know But God damn, was it the best 30 seconds of my life "Tell Me More - Tell Me Tell Me - Tell Me More - Tell Me" And now I sit here with my baby baby Such a great, teenage mother
6.
We're "Here" Right "Now" We're "Here" To "Fight" And I think its time that we end it here And I think its time that we end it My "Crew" And "All" Lets "Go" Squid "Bitch" You cunt of a Squid sent my away for years And I swear I'll and this with- just one pull A slingshot "To the fucing face bitch" K "Oh!"
7.
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle GO! Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle GO! Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle GO! Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle GO! HOLD STILL! Let's play a game, play a game now We're gonna go go wiggle, go go wiggle, Till it's time to hold still again

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released March 5, 2014

Vocals- Jamie Mason
Bass and Vocals- Alex Crist
Drums and Vocals- Royce Kurth

Recorded/Mixed/Mastered- Alex Crist
Artwork- Alex

Supported by Speak Up! Records and Sassbologna Records

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